NNTL (No Need To Look) Investment Opportunity (fiction)

Rocky Patch

Rocky Patch

NNTL Investments are proud to bring to market a highly desirable property with interesting prospects, currently experiencing rocky patch.

Set in extensive grounds with plentiful wildlife and bounded by great rivers, this is an exciting, resource-rich portfolio.

The foundations are as old as the ages and offer a variety of mineral reserves, whilst the fertile soils and large dams have proven agricultural potential.

Of historical and geographical significance are the natural granite caves, the magnificent waterfalls, the diverse national parks, and the well-built colonial, and pre-colonial developments.

Until recently this sought after property enjoyed a strong reputation for its business, mining, agricultural, and tourism sectors. Current turbulence has raised some issues, however the property remains attractive to charities and churches, whose combined efforts minimise the time that the management need to spend on less lucrative areas.

A range of shops, supermarkets, boutiques, hotels, coffee bars and restaurants are available for those with the cash to enjoy them. Shortages can be an occasional inconvenience but the neighbours are friendly, generally well-stocked, and can be reached by road or by air (fuel and maintenance permitting).

There is some indication that water treatment and power generation capacities have been compromised, but useful frameworks remain. The same is true of health and education provision, although privately-funded schools and clinics continue to enjoy an excellent reputation.

The property is currently occupied by low maintenance tenants, able to endure considerable hardship. They are courteous, literate, multi-lingual, used to unemployment and lack of services, and thoroughly familiar with the futility and consequences of complaint.

Also worth noting is the fact that this particular freehold is of little global significance, which allows for optimal use of internal enforcement bodies.

The current owners stress that they would be keen to receive expressions of interest from cash investors who have large slush funds and an understanding of discreet business practices. A proven lack of interest in tenancy issues would be desirable.

If you would like to find out more please contact us, but we urge you to hurry as our clients have no waiting list at this point and, due to minor recent disturbances, investment opportunities are at their most attractive.

We look forward to hearing from you.

*Caveat Emptor

Copyright Georgie Knaggs & The Phraser 2019

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